My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.