Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him