Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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