the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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