he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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