WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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