ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Randomize