she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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