One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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