All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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