Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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