Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You're like the curious george of whores
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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