I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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