I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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