its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
