this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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