I want to have your abortion
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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