That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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