Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed

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(614): View more from Ohio

i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.

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(516): View more from New York

This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me

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(562): View more from California

The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.

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(916): View more from California

Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home

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(309): View more from Illinois

Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!

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(949): View more from California

I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley

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