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• (858): View more from California

  sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?

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  No. He thinks you're slutty.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...

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  how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.

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• (631): View more from New York

  In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?

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• (714): View more from California

  I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together

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