Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I don't deserve a penis
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
