Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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