did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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