I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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