would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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