Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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