Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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