i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
