nut hugger
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
