So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
