He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
