Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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