I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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