Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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