grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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