On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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