if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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