ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
