Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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