I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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