I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
