She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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