so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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