i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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