Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
More tranny stories later!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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