I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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