we made out on top of his cat.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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