I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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