I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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