Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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