can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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