Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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