Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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