so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think i got beer on your cat.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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