Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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