Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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